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Child!RomanoxMama!ReaderxChild!Italy Mother's DayIt was 5:30 in the morning and two little boys were downstairs.

"I'm tired, fratello..." Feliciano whined.

"Shut up! I am too! But we have to cook something for Mom!" Lovino snapped at his younger brother.

"How about toast?" Feliciano suggested.

"No. Too simple and boring." He said.

"Cereal?"

"No."

"...Toast and cereal?"

"No! Shut up!"

"Okay..." Feliciano looked down.

"Scrambled eggs. They are easy to make." Lovino smiled. He walked across the kitchen to the fridge and opened it then looked for the eggs. He looked up, and the eggs were at the top shelf in the fridge.

"How are we going to get them?" Feliciano asked.

"I don't know..

Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans"Honk!"

"Skree!"

"HOONNK!!"

"SKREEEEEE!"

You were fighting viciously with your grub, it was a war between him and his lusus. You had scrathes and bit marks covering your hands and arms, even some places where he had the audacity to stab his horns into your flesh. He was no better off, scratches were on his face from your grabbing hands, though his grubby body was protected by his ectoskeleton.

Grand Highgrub was filthy, having taken a nap in a puddle of Faygo. All you wanted was to bathe him, but he would never comply easily. You were a roaring and screeching mess of frusteration but he wasn't even fazed. His indigo eyes glared into you

Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.

England x Reader [CRACK]Arthur was just sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of choas. Arthur sighs and looks out the window with a small smile present on his face.

"It's such a pretty day." He takes a sip of his tea.

BOOM

Arthur looks at his front door, or should I say, what was formally his door, and see Alex and (Name)

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!" Arthur jumps out of his chair, he was still holding his tea. Alex glares at Arthur and starts to ran at him with inhuman speed, Alex reaches Arthur and slaps the cup of tea out of his hand. Arthur gasps

"MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!" Alex pushes Arthur, he lands on the floor and can't get up.

"Oh noooo! I have fallen and

Beautiful Moment This is it.

The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.

Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.

I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin

Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”

“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that

Grub!Karkat x Lusus!ReaderKarkat glared up at you his red eyes challenging, something you were not too worried about. You let out a soft coo to which he made a soft chittering noise in reply. His eyes were drooping, he was a sleepy little wriggler after all. His stubbornness wouldn't let him give in and go to sleep without a fight. You reached for him again, asking him to go to bed, but he just turned his little nose up and looked away. You sighed through your nose and bent down, eye to eye with him and let out a demanding grunt.

He flinched away at first before giving in and crawling to you slowly. He bit your nose out of spite and crawled onto it. Once he had laid

Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
-AK

Get it your bloody self!
-NL

Can’t. Working on experiment.
-AK

You’re lying on the couch!
-NL

The experiment is the couch.
-AK

NO.
-NL

-thirty minutes pass-

I need my laptop.
-AK

For what?
-NL

Case.
-AK

-five minutes pass-

…Fine. Where is it?
-NL

On my lap.
-AK

Grub!Gamzee x Lusus!ReaderYou don't know why you thought it would be a good idea to play Hide and Seek with Gamzee, seeing as he's tiny and you're huge, but he seemed really keen on playing. Though he had an endless supply of hiding places you told him to honk every once and a while to make it fair. He honked at you so you took it as him understanding.

Now here you were, searching for the highblood wriggler. He was good, but as you told him to he would honk every so often. It was fun finding Gamzee, but he was hiding really well this time.

"He he honk!"

There it was, now you knew where he was. You stood up to your full height and hing up on the ceiling is where Gam

Grub!GHB x Lusus!ReaderBeing the Grand High Grub's lusus was hard, espcially when he was in a grumpy mood. But then there were moments like these where you could just hold him and revel in the fluffyness that his hair has.

He was looking straight ahead, trying to ignore you as you cuddled him. He knew you were trying to make him feel better, but he didn't WANT to feel better. He was getting frusterated with your kindness, you knew because his hair was fluffing up, making him look bigger than he was.

Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.

That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m

AmericaxReader Nutella

…your American friend Alfred.
“Hey ________! How are you doing?” he asked cheerfully, completely oblivious to the fact that you were holding a baseball bat.
You lowered the bat and set it back behind the door.
“What are you doing here Alfred?” you asked with an annoyed tone.
“I can’t just stop by to say hi to my favorite dudette?” he said, then laid eyes on your Nutella. “Woah…”
He walked into your house and picked it up. You slammed the door and ran to him to snatch your Nutella back, but he raised it up so you couldn’t reach it. You jumped and tried to climb him

England x Reader: Bloopers ft.Pedo BearEngland x Reader [Crack]: Bloopers. Ft. Pedo bear

Warning: LOTS OF CURSING :3

---------------------------

Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home rela—

England: Bloody hell! This tea is making me have a major boner!

Tea: Hehehe... Sorry.

Narrator: What the......?

(Name): ....what kind of tea is this?!?!?

-CUT!-

-Scene 1 take 2, ACTION-

Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of chaos.

Tea: hehehe.... I queefed....

Arthur: BLAH! Holy fucking sh—

(Name): oh the sweet smell of cinnamon

Arthur: DON'T BLOODY CUT ME OFF!!!!

(Name): I DO WHAT I WANT BIOTCH!

Alex: YOU TELL HIM GURL!

*(Name) and Alex b

Bonding Over a Meal (Naruto CharactersxReader)Bonding Over a Meal
ShikamaruxNarutoxReaderxChōjixKiba

Taking a break from your training, you folded your legs under you and rested your hands in your lap.

“Breath in,” you soothed to yourself, “and out.”

You let your (e/c) eyes fall shut. “In, and out.” You could feel your chakra building back up inside your body. While you were still only a genin, your teacher already had you traveling to the other villages in an attempt to expand your knowledge and training.

Now you were in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, training independently while your teacher was meeting up with some acquaintances.

F

Grub!Mituna x Lusus!ReaderYou were hunting for him, that little stinker. You were very irritated at him, and with a very good reason. The hive was practically turned upside in your search for Mituna, but he was always good at hiding when he wanted to be. You let out a frustrated grunt and lifted the couch. Wouldn't you know it, there he was.

Covered in the golden stickiness that is mind honey. He's always liked the stuff, which is odd seeing how most wrigglers are pained by it. But there he was, licking it off his stubby grubby legs. He didn't notice the couch gone, but that was quickly resolved when he looked up.

"Squeak!" Was his reaction, you stared down at him w

HetaliaXChubby!Reader Ch. 1School was out for the year. Everything was just fantastic. You planned to stay home and do nothing but surf the internet while rewatching some of your favorite shows. Your parents would be away at work for most of the day, so you would have the entire house all to yourself.

“Perfect, just perfect,” You practically sang as you entered your home.

It was clean . . . a bit too clean. The realization of what was happening hit you. You moaned, dropping your backpack right by the door. Someone was coming to visit, and it wasn’t just anyone, but it was your relatives. Which one, you had no idea, but whenever one of your relatives

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"No way.  No flippin' way, Bonni."
"Come on, it'll be fun!  I bet you know all of the songs!"
Bubblgum tilted her head hopefully towards a dilapidated karaoke machine.  Somehow the piece of junk had survived the Mushroom War and had been festering away in a junk pit just south of the Peppermint Forest's edges.  After careful prodding and pampering, Princess Bubblegum managed to reanimate the old thing, its cracked console lighting up in black and green pixels.  Marceline eyed the machine with suspicion, a distaste for karaoke exhumed after centuries of dormancy.  Her stomach plunged as Bubblegum flipped through the song titles, realizing that she did, in fact, remember most of them.  The princess took quick notice of Marceline's recognizing the songs' names.
"You can teach me," she suggested eagerly.  "Remnants of pre-war culture, they're not common at all.  Human entertainment, oh, Marceline, if you taught me the lyrics to these songs, I could – well, the possibilities would be endless!"
Oh glob, this stupid hunk of scrap metal was dating her.
"You're making me sound like some old geezer, Bonnibel."
"Now don't be silly.  Here," primrose bubblegum fingers tucked a rusty microphone into Marceline's cold palm.  Rosy lips pressed against her cold brow.
For the first time in her long, long life, Marceline could feel stage fright twisting into her guts.  But, heck, she'd be damned if she didn't show this rinky dink karaoke machine who's boss.  Marceline the Vampire queen didn't back down from anyone, or anything.  So she clenched her fists and gave Bubblegum a half-serious scowl, before she assented to the younger monarch's pleading.
Bubblegum was a fast learner; by an hour's end she had learned an entire song back and front.  The royal chambers rang out with the girls' melodramatic, pseudo-sultry voices.
"Never mind that I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you two.
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"
Dissolving into giggles, Bubblegum flopped onto her bed.  Marceline flashed her a toothy grin.
"Were all humans that overwrought?" the princess chuckled.
"You'd be surprised.  I'll tell you what, you want overwrought?  We'll go back to my place and I'll dig up some old DVDs.  You'd think this show Glee was a real specimen."

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In which Bubblegum reenacts pre-Mushroom War history and Marceline bitches about Adele. No offense to Adele. Or Glee for that matter.

Marceline the Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum © Frederator Studios
"Someone Like You" lyrics © Adele
Glee belongs to Glee...?

~gnomesandunicorns Dec 29, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

would hav ebeen funny if the adventure time theme song was on there and they would hav ebeen like "what the glob! Drama bomb!"

~xDeadxNxGonex Jan 3, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

What time is it? IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!!

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